Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Fershtunkena in particular

  • Kids at buffets that are too short for sneeze guards to be effective
  • Commercials that are louder than the tv show itself
  • English actors with incomrehensible accents thicker than 'Liza Doolittle's
  • Background music on tv that's too loud, so I can't understand the actors
  • Poultry and meat with added solution
  • Stupid people on game shows who need a lifeline just to answer "who was buried in Grant's Tomb?"
  • Family members that talk while I'm watching "House, MD"